For SuzyB .... to get her off my back

..... ok, so my blogging chum SuzyB hasn't actually been on my back about this recently (and isn't that just typical?!), but a while ago she was all "monkey socks" this and "monkey socks" that, and "when are you going to make me some monkey socks you lazy *****" (I added that last one, just for dramatic effect).

But I don't do socks. Apart from this one ......

.... which never got a mate because knitting socks, quite frankly, doesn't do it for me.

And no, I didn't unravel it to make this .....

Dottycookie's psychedelic monkee .....

So, sorry Suzy, I don't do socks.

I do these .....

..... and occasionally these ......

But I don't do socks.

Still, I must confess that when I saw this fabulous pair I received for Christmas .....

.... I thought of you ....

Until I realised that these aren't really the kind of monkey socks that you were after.

So how about this?

..... monkey socks sock monkey ......

...... will that do you? ......

..... now let's not mention monkey socks again, ok?

Right. Enough of that frivolity. On to the proper monkee business. Two bags and six monkees will be appearing in a shop near you at 10 am today (UK time).

..... 007 and 27 are keen to see them go .....

But I just need to mention something about one of them .....




I must confess that I prefer my monkees naked, but when I got home the other day I found this .....

..... primate in pants ......

He's embarrassed to be seen on the internet in his briefs ......

..... and he should be ......

So if you happen to bag this monkee later this morning, he can come avec pants, or sans pants ..... the choice will be yours. (I just knew those French evening classes would pay off one day ..... )