Friday, April 4

007 helped me out .....



..... with the chocolate bunny conundrum .....








..... he surveyed the situation .....









..... he selected the right tool for the job ......









..... he took the appropriate action .....









..... to ensure complete chocolate bunny annihilation ......








..... result! .....











..... he didn't really.



..... as if he would! He's a mild mannered monkee who LOVES the chocolate bunny .....




..... awww .....




Have you ever seen the brilliant Bunny Suicide sketches?



..... here's my take on it .....



...... death by monkee-grip ......

30 comments:

mushroommeadows said...

haha And yes, I have read the bunny suicide books. They're so sad. :(

Anyway, I bought a Green&Black chocolate bar today, and I seriously thought of you. :)

Charlie P said...

Excellent cartoon :D I'm sure there are worse ways for a chocolate bunny to die than being gripped by a monkee. In fact, I wouldn't mind having "death by woolly monkee" on my own grave stone.
Thanks for the link to Bunny Suicides- the lobster one is my all time favourite! Maybe you could combine Bunny Suicides, woolly creatures and your cartooning talent to make the "monkee murders" or "pigeon clog-popping"?

p.s. love Greg's reactions in the background!

sussexyorkie said...

Brilliant, just what I needed to start an exciting day at the desk!

Kitty said...

Awww, 007 loves that rabbit. Mind you, what's not to love about a Lindt rabbit? ;-) x

Lesley said...

Fab cartoons MM - that really is a fab new toy!

I'm still aghast at the restraint you're capable of in the face of gorgeous chocolate temptation!!!

xx

Angela said...

So funny, you really should write a book.
How much longer can a chocolate bunny last?.

Stine said...

With the deathgrip of 007, bunny should melt right thru his arms in no time.

what'sthatfluffinmyhead? said...

I am amazed by how much creativity you can churn out with each post!

I totally agree with Charlie P. and that you should create a book out of it!

:D

sharon said...

I love these little postcard sketches, very amusing...but I want to buy monkee, STOP put down the coffee and muffin and get clickin..in monkee anticipation...Dave.xxxxxxx

Kaz said...

Hilarious cartooning MM, I'm just a bit sad that Greg didn't get any!

tintocktap said...

Love the cartoons - can't believe how long that bunny has survived! It would never have lasted in my house!

Rach said...

LOL brilliant cartoons. My boys love the bunny suicide books - what does that say about my mothering skills I wonder?

trek said...

Get a syndication contract!

Manoute said...

I love your stories!
Greg and 007 are a great pair!

lauren said...

take me now lord...b/c i do believe i have officially SEEN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

girl...you CRACK me up! and i mean *crack* like a confectionary bunny under a knitted monkee's mallet. oh yeah. WOW.

of course as brilliant as the whole concept and drawings are... for me the million dollar moment is watching greg in the picture frame.

i don't know what to wish for on the blog anymore: monkees to buy...monkee photo shoots...cartoon stories! it's like sophie's choice! you know, except FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :)

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Brilliant!!!!

maz said...

He he just what I needed today. I'd forgotten the bunny suicides. Once nearly got thrown out of Waterstones for the noisy uncontrolled mirth of my son as he read the whole book through....
Feel much restored but will take up the advice of coffee and muffin- but why wait til tomorrow?!

Sal said...

What fun...as are the bunny suicide books! ;-)Sal

joanne wardle said...

love the picture of greg in the background, hilarious!!

Jane said...

Brilliant, I am still chuckling. hurrah for 007. Jane x

the vicious chicken said...

Bunny suicides are great... but I always preferred the Great lies to tell small kids book that the same artist did. "Wine makes Mummy clever". Classic.

Have you eaten the bunny yet? Or has 007 hidden it for its own protection?
VCxx

Carol R said...

Just peel off that golden wrapper and bite off his ears. Once that's done the rest is easy - enjoy!

Hugs to 007 and Greg

Michaela said...

GET IT EATEN!!!!!

(I'm just jealous cos I've eaten all the chocolate in this house)

dottydesigns said...

I love the monkee grip, he looks so cute, just eat it.x

Gina said...

You have a wicked sense of humour misses! Hope you've eaten that bunny by now!
Gina x

Rosie said...

Love the (changing) portrait of Gregory Peck...rather like the pix at Hogwarts. I gather there's something on you tube showing choc bunnies being melted by hairdryers...

Bea said...

Now 007, if you really want to get rid of that Bunny, the tumble dryer would probably be a good place to "hide" it(just make sure the dryer it's full of clothing first.. and don't tell Kelly I told you. OK?!)

Leigh said...

I just love your sense of humor! Teehee, just love it! Great post! 007 is the "monkee" man!!!

Bea said...

I go to bed, think about the monkees(mostly 007), and there it is! I just realized I got your name wrong.. *sight* Sorry, Kerry!!

( I do know your name, I do too!!) ;)

Ps: please don't tell anyone I think about your monkees when I'm in bed.. ds.

Kate said...

I knew 007 would get his monkee paws on it in the end!