Tuesday, April 22

I feel sick ....

Look what happened. Look what I did ....




.... bite marks ....






I tried and tried to resist .... but the lure of the Lindt was too great ....



.... sorry bunny ....





007 wasn't best pleased .....








.... and vowed to take revenge ....








I ignored his idle threat and got on with making the tea. And before you say it .... yes, chocolate does make an excellent starter. And breakfast, as we've already discussed.


I was so engrossed with the task in hand, I didn't notice this going on ....








007 had only bundled the latest batch of stunt monkees into a bag and was making off with them!








Down the hall ....
















.... and out the front door ....








.... whoa, whoa, whoa!! Back up there a second! I took these photos These photos were taken yesterday afternoon. The first day back to school for the RBD's ....

.... so how do you explain THIS .....




.... Exhibit A : school uniform .... grrrrr ....

(I left it there .... and I won't be re-ironing it before school today. So there!)






Anyway .... as I was saying .... out through the door ....








.... and up some precariously placed steps ....







.... to the bin .... !







.... can you see where this is going? Or more to the point, where they're going??








Well ....





.... it could have ended like that, if I hadn't rescued them in the nick of time ....








And do you know what? Those brave little stunt monkees just kept on smiling through the whole traumatic incident ....







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Update :
Many thanks to everyone who stopped by my shop tonight to reserve these monkees and bag .... once again the virtual shelves were cleared out in a flash, and slowly but surely the quest for world domination by monkees made of knit continues ....




29 comments:

Kitty said...

It was revenge for you eating his bunny friend. You'll have to tell us which bit of him tastes best ... his ears? His legs? ... Or his bum? :-p

x

Manoute said...

Poor 007, you will have to buy him another chocolate bunny or you can give him the bell ;0)))

Charlie P said...

Mmm...chocolate rabbit brain.
I'm always amazed at how many expressions you can get out of one knitted monkee! If I wasn't a poor student I would have my beady eye on one of those delightful furry chaps. Happy monkee selling tonight!

Kaz said...

Well done on finally getting the bunny away from 007 and down your neck!!

Alarm clocks and reminders set for tonight to try and bag me an HP to work out the stitches. All for research of course, not for playing with you understand ;)

xx

Kae said...

Well done!!! You - at long last - succumbed to the lure of Lindt choc :D (How you resisted this long, I will never know... lol). See, wasn't that hard to kill the bunny, was it? But... just don't tell 007 I said that... He might get in touch with Munkee and the other creatures here at Twisted Towers... especially that DottyBunny is still cross with me for killing the purple bunny made of white chocolate... Oooops! I think I need to work on increasing the penguin count here... for protection lol.

~x~

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Good old 007 - he always knows how to make his feelings clear!

Glad you rescued those happy stunt monkees in time - but please tell me you took them out of the KNOTTED PLASTIC BAG in time for them to be able to breath again - selling dead knitted monkees on the internet may not be good for your reputation............

lucykate crafts... said...

well i think you've shown great restraint that the chocolate bunny lasted so long!, and have to admit to having had a small bowl of fruit & fibre followed by half a (large) bar of cadbury's bubbly choc this morning, yum!

trek said...

Determined little bugger, isn't he?

Anonymous said...

I saw half price bunnies just like that one in Wilko's this morning...and smaller ones....HALF PRICE!!!! Get him a new friend...aw, go on, you know you want to!!! Fran

emma & spanner said...

Wahey!
Death to the chocolate bunny!

Ahem,I hope 007 doesn't read these comments....................?

Michaela said...

Yeah! At long last that smug golden rabbit has gone. The sigh relief in this household is huge. It was the thought of world domination by cuckoo clocks wasn't it?

Sorry 007, as much as I love you, that bunny did nothing for your image as a cool, sophisticated guy. And be happy in the knowledge that biting its head off meant certain instant death. No pain.

Well done Monkee Maker. I am so pround of you!

SuzyB said...

Now you have a deaf rabbit.

Anyway, must dash, need to be at your place for 10pm dont I? That'll be me, sleeping bag in place at your front door later for that liddle green monkey...

joanne wardle said...

lol, love 007's "revenge" face! lol

Gigibird said...

You did the right thing - chocolate doesn't keep.

007 needs to get out on some more adventures to take his mind off the loss of his friend- but please no more bomb making in the Bristol area;)

Penny said...

I'd been wondering whether your rabbit was safe. Now I know, and I wish I hadn't looked, the poor thing...

Di said...

SO the bunny is no more - or at least the bunny's ears are no more!! I think that 007 exacted a sweet revenge - all until the bit where you rescued the stunt monkees!

I love that you stopped to show us the crumpled up school uniform......looks like a lot of my clothes - floor, heap.......

Wanda said...

I can certainly help you with bunny replacement our local bookstore still had a big display of bunnies of gold, at half price I might add waiting to snapped up! So glad you rescued those poor primates!

Jane said...

Brilliant, Hope bunny was delicious. Jane x

Sonnja said...

What are you a brightly monkee I like you!
Kind regards

Beertje Zonn
Sonnja

Leanne said...

I am still laughing. Can you blame 007 fancy eating his bunny shame on you.

Gina said...

I knew you would give in on the bunny eventually - such wonderful chocolate goodness!
Glad you rescued the monkees but peeved I missed out again!
Gina x

the vicious chicken said...

The question is, do you feel sick with remorse, or just from eating too much choc...?
VCxx

PS. well done on another super-successful monkee sale :o)

Suzie Sews said...

AMazed the chocoalte lasted so long, naughty 007, he is so cheeky. Yes the shop shelves did go in a flash...you just can not knit those little guys fast enough. Our little monkee will be accompanying us to hospital tomorrow so I hope he has lots of cuddles to give out!!!

Bea said...

Good thing you finally eat the bunny. To bad 007 took it so hard though..

Luckily for you people love your monkees, so he will not get to throw them out again ;) You better look out, he might think of something else to punish you.. (just saying, that's all)

Love the black monkee bag! I really love my GREEN one though, so no more bags for me..

Leigh said...

Oh I am just as pouty as 007! I missed the great monkee sale! Hopefully there will be more!!!!

Bethany Hissong said...

I missed it again!!! How does this happen?? I'm going to hire 007 on the side to get ahold of a monkee for me!!! I'll tempt him with chocolate ;)

Bethany Hissong said...

I missed it again!!! How does this happen?? I'm going to hire 007 on the side to get ahold of a monkee for me!!! I'll tempt him with chocolate ;)

Jennie said...

What I want to know is.. how did you manage to take pictures of the bitten bunny, I would have eaten it all in one go, then been really ill... but I am greedy and a bit of a piggy.
Thank goodness you rescued those stunt monkees! OO7 would have surely regretted such actions once he had calmed down.

dressmaker in training said...

That monkey was so cute!