Friday, October 19

...... and now I have guilt. Great.



I hate having guilt! But how could I not, after this pinged into my inbox following yesterday's post ......




..... oh dear .....






It got worse. The guilt deepened ...... (once I'd stopped laughing) ......










...... apparently it took ages to coax him out of the bag. It was only the promise of no mouth mauling (and the smell of banana's) that got him out.


Well, I may feel bad but I'm not apologising. Nu-uh. No way. There is NO WAY I'm apologising to a monkey made of knit.


Especially as I was proven right by your comments. I particularly enjoyed the references to celebs that Trashalou and Lesley made. I'd thought about comparing him to famous "enhanced" people but was too scared of getting sued ...... cos I'm sure loads of celebrities are fans of knitted monkeys and tune in daily!


But I have seen lips worse than that before. Here ......



...... on No.5. Half monkee, half guppy.



No. 5 used to sit on our bed (see above picture) but has since been banned from the bedroom as his lips offend RGH so much. But I'm still refusing to unravel him or knit a monkee mask to cover up the offending lippage.


So he's been banished to the spare room, along with Dennis and No. 6, who has also been abandoned by his owner (RBD2), since this incident ......




...... his mouth has never been the same.






Our spare room ...... Collagen central ......




Anyway. Like I said ..... I've since remedied the lippy situation so there should be no more pouting. But I'm still not apologising.



And didn't I tell you it would soon be Friday? Hurrah!
















Don't do it ..... don't do it ..... Doh! Sorry HP1!!

13 comments:

trashalou said...

Hahahahaahahaha!!! Now we know what would have happened if Angelina Jolie had linked up with 007 rather than running off with Brad Pitt!

Lesley said...

hahahaha - great start to the day! I'm sorry to say there was no creative accounting with my scrapstore purchase. You can fill a carrier bag for £1 and I filled (totally stuffed) two!!! Sickening isn't it?
of course I do usually knock a pound or five off when showing new stash off to DH but in this case it's the truth - and believe me that's not easy!!

Kate said...

Have linked to you with smile award cos, well cos I wanted to, OK.

Tracy said...

you must say sorry
it is good manners
and monkees are very easily offended as the photographs show....
perhaps a parcel of treats should be sent?
tracy x
have a great weekend monkee lady x

trek said...

Don't like the big lips myself either. Have a great weekend.

Bea said...

Muffins are excellent medicine for guilt, at least that's what I've heard.. ;D

the vicious chicken said...

Hurrah for Friday indeed. I hope your guilt doesn't spoil your weekend too much ;o)

Although hopefully the guilty feelings have evaporated now that you've apologised. (Don't go thinking we missed it just cos you hid it at the end in tiny type!)
VCx

Ps NBM says there were no Daz's, tight-leathers-wearing or otherwise. Sorry :o(

Katy said...

Blimey - where has the week gone? I thought HP1 looked rather lush with those lips.
Thank you for brightening up my day - my monkeys (from my loins, not from yarn!) have both been poorly - yuk!

Gigibird said...

poor monkee.

I think he should have a break - send him to me for a few days R&R by the sea:)

mushroommeadows said...

It a good thing you apologized! Poor, poor little monkee! :(

Zoebert said...

Aren't you worried the other monkeys might find out how creul you've been to one of their brethren?

You might find a Monkey Mutiny on your hands. Maybe you should start to work on more knitted muffin to calm the masses...or the Monkey Army to keep the Monkey Mutiny to a minimum.

Hmmmmm.......

Studio Christine said...

give the poor dear a muffin.....RIGHT now! ROFLOL

seriously, if I can find the pattern, I should post a knitted banana (hey, they last forever!!...)

good thing master 4 didn't see the post, him and miss-nearly-3 have a nasty habit of monkey-see-monkey-do.

mrspao said...

Hehe :)