Sunday, October 21

For Adult Eyes Only

You may want to send your kiddies out of the room for this one .......










..... have they gone yet?










..... ok, well, don't say I didn't warn you .....









Gratuitous Private Parts Shot .....










What? Too early on a Sunday morning?











Oh no, wait .....








What I meant to say was ......










Gratuitous PRIMATE Parts Shot .....







Oops, silly me! Well, I guess anyone can look then ...... KIDS! YOU CAN COME BACK IN NOW!!!











Talking of primates ......



Pale primate - possible palomino parentage ..... please pass protein post-haste






That spattering of poor alliteration was especially for Lucy, as I know she loves it so. Please feel free to join in and better it.


Have a happy Sunday and try not to even think about what day tomorrow is. ...... damn and blast - too late!

16 comments:

Katy said...

Ok, it's early, it's Sunday - but I'll give it a go.....Positively perfect pictures and post of primate perkiness, parts and......poo....I just can't think of any P words!

the vicious chicken said...

Hee hee. You should be careful saying things like that, or you'll go and offend another monkey so much that he takes to a paper bag...

The pale primate is very cute, and I'm most excited to see that you are working on another fluffy monkey! I'd love to try making one but I'm a bit intimidated by the fluffy yarn - so I'm always very impressed by yours :o)

Glad you like the motorbike pic - it was indeed NBM, not me - 'tis just a shame you can't see how beautiful she is with the helmet on; I think she's shy. (Incidentally, my head is quite small, but NBM has a freakishly large head - a family trait as NBB is the same - so no chance of me getting stuck in her lid: it'd probably fall off instead :o) )
VCx

Melissa said...

Perhaps pale primate prefers pillaging pleasingly plump puddings?

(Well, it almost makes sense, right?)

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Not even going to go there!

Michaela said...

Marvellously mad monkee mum makes mainly miniscule monkeys (maybe magnify manhood?)

Meanwhile Michaela mooches meaningfully making many mega-magical muffins. Mmmm. (My memo - might make marmalade monday morning).

OK? And exactly when in November?

Totty Teabag said...

Pale Primate patiently peruses perfect patisserie permitting picture production by primate producer.

Totty Teabag said...

...or maybe?

Prurient Primate producer promises private parts; pictured pubics prove pimped up poppycock...

lauren said...

marvellously muted muffin-loving monkee mitigates monday...momentarily...

(there ya go lucy! mine's not a patch on totty teabag's ones tho...) :)

(ps: i COULD have included the...ahem...so-called "primate parts" in my M-ing...but this is a layyyydeee's blog full of layyyydeee's things and *I'M* a layyyydeee!)

Stine said...

Oh my, the palimino-ishly pale primate has a particularly non-pouty pucker.

Lesley said...

I went all hot and cold there for a minute. Nice primates.
As for your comment about the kids driving me mad already - can't even try to deny it, it's not going to be an easy week.
Both woke bright and noisy at 6.45am (yup, on a Sunday!) and have only just quietened down gawping at TV.
They have been put to work though, helping me sort out their pigsty bedrooms :o)
No energy left to even attempt alliteration but enjoying everyone elses!!

Susan Meindl said...

I want to make a monkee of my own...and was wondering do you use the rev stock stich for your monkees?? It looks like you used the reg straight stitch on some.....thanks...Susan

My Paper World said...

Ooooh! I cant wait to see the finished fluffy monkey!

the vicious chicken said...

Yes - concise comments definately duller :o)
VCx

Working Mom Knits said...

Preemie primate picks a pretty Pennsylvanian pal. If preemie primate picks a pretty Pennsylvanian pal, then how *&%#@ does s/he end up in Maryland?


ps: not even mentioning that you've just recently had some of Michaela's baked goods; unlike some people who will remain nameless *coughmonmeemakercough*, I choose to stand in solidarity with my selfish-woman sisters

Kate in Kent said...

totty teabag, you should be working for The Sun. No really. Or maybe you are... !

Hmm, how about, "meagre melanin makes monkee muted mahogany; more magenta might meliorate. More muffins may maintain mellow manner."

mrspao said...

Giggle :)