Sunday, July 15

How not to win friends and influence people ...... into knitting you a monkey


Friend.

What is the true meaning of that term? My dictionary states it as :-

friend /frend/ n 1 a person who trusts and is fond of somebody else 2 a person on good terms with somebody else 3 an ally 4 an advocate of a cause 5 a patron of a charity or institution


Wishing to seek further clarity of the true essence of friendship I turned to my thesaurus and discovered the following :-


friend n 1 comrade, companion, mate, pal (infml), chum (infml) Opposite : foe (fml) 2 acquaintance, contact, colleague, associate, partner Opposite : stranger 3 ally, helper, supporter, well-wisher, collaborator Opposite : rival

Ok, now I understand. Definitely not someone who would do this to my monkey then ......


Or this ......




They didn't stay. Nuff said.

8 comments:

Rubyred said...

what is he doing?The mind boggles!If you have not been tagged already can I tag you?bet you've got some reeaally interesting stuff to share with us!You have to tell us 8 random things about yourself!Then tag 8 other people(that's the hard bit!)

Tracy said...

i suggest you move house taking those monkees with you so that awful man cannot commit those hideous crimes again.
tracy x

mrspao said...

Yes, what on earth is he doing?

mrsmanic said...

"that awful man" had lost a small piece of cheese which he thought THAT monkey had eaten. Cheese is very important. Knitted monkees not so.

Monkee Fun said...

How talented. How wonderful. This website is brilliant. I never thought anyone would feel about monkees the way I do, I'd like to have my own website but I'm not that imaginative. Then I could show you pictures of the monkees I've made. I like doing tableaus.

Monkee Maker said...

Hmmm. You do know that I have absolute power over these comments and that any comments that I feel are rude, distasteful or downright mickey taking I can and will delete. Plus, monkeys don't like cheese.

And it's "tables". Not tableaus. If you're going to make references to mathematics on my blog, please get it right. Thank you. (And never darken my door again.)

monkee fun said...

Please take your dictionary and look up the word "tableau".

Jahls said...

Hang on, which one's the monkey???