Saturday, May 19

The definition of true love?

Knitting your man (or woman) a beer mitt to keep his (or her) delicate manly (or feminine) fingers protected from those nasty cold beer cans and bottles.

If you know someone who enjoys cold beer but likes warm fingers, here's a free easy pattern for you.

Cast on enough stitches.

Knit 2 then purl 2 until the end of the row, turn.

Purl 2 then knit 2 until the end of the row, turn.

Repeat the above two rows until it's long enough.

Cast off.

Sew the edges together.

Fetch a cold beer from the fridge (lager works just as well).

Encase beer with mit.

Serve and enjoy.

Revel in the love and respect you're bound to receive.

Repeat as necessary.