Saturday, August 25

You Guys!


Some of you seem to be confusing me with someone who isn't really really REALLY lazy busy. And while I'd love to help you out with a pattern for the half-pint monkeys by writing all this out neatly and legibly and filling in the gaps that I've just been ad-libbing .......



...... I'm afraid I just can't be bothered haven't got the time. Sorry.


But please trust me on this ...... if you print out this pattern, then get hold of one of these ......







...... and on all of the instructions on the pattern divide by 3 then times by two, pretty soon you'll have a monkey that looks something like this .....




Or possibly this .......




...... depending on which yarn you choose. It's not magic it's just maths. And if I can do it then anyone can do it!


So. Go forth and multiply ...... but don't forget to divide by 3 first.



And in other news .......

Fancy a cool slightly weird monkey back-pack? For a chance to win this one, just leave a comment on this post by next Thursday.


(stop looking at my messy kitchen!)

Right, I'm off to find a new stat counter as apparently I broke the terms and conditions of my last one. Oops. I'm such a rebel.

4 comments:

Karen said...

Didn't realise converting the pattern was really as simple as that, thanks! Rushes off to find calculator...

Karen

mushroommeadows said...

What your kitchen doesn't look messy at all! :)

How did you break the terms and conditions???

Melissa said...

I've been tempted to post a photo of ripe bananas to lure the monkee backpack this way. Or would that be unethical?

Okay, so we're all curious. How do you break the terms and conditions of a stat counter???

April said...

You, young lady, are a monkee tease.

Hmm.

That doesn't sound quite right.